I believe a third party should be created. I propose the "Are You Fuckin Kiddin Me Party". I woud also like to throw my Fishin Pole into the ring (don't get excited I've thrown it into the lake three times already this year)and hope to gain nomination of this inaugural run at setting shit straight. Instead of the "Straight Talk Express", we'll have the "Less Talk / More Action Express". My policies would drastically change the way things are fuckin done around here. Lets start with...

Every church that has gotten away without paying taxes since FOREVER will no longer get away with that shit. For an organazation "hell" bent on helping their fellow man you'd think you'd pay your fair share. Well here's your fuckin chance. Pay Up !! Retroactive Too!! You won't be stickin your fingers in little boys for a while, you won't be able to afford the candy bait. Gotcha!

You want energy efficiency? Give the "NEXT" 700 Billion to automakers to produce vehicles that run on Natural Gas. Of which "WE" in the "U.S.A." have an 100 year supply underground and can produce it at will when that runs low. What's the damned hold up people. What? No lobbyist for that cause yet? Elect me and the shit changes..

Bill Gates pays 13% in taxes while his secretary pays 28%. Doesn't seem out of whack to anyone else? Yeah I know he pays more in total taxes, unwad your underwear. I'm talkin Flat tax!! Everyone regardless of of net income or worth should pay the same % as everyone else. If the filthy stinkin rich execs had to pay the same percentage as middle income slaves do, your budget crisis' are over..

This really seems kinda easy if ya ask me..... And yes I can say "Gotcha" "Kinda" and "ya" as a candidate, Palin does, and she's good enough, right?...Wink !

As far as foriegn policy. It "Kinda"(Palin reference) irks me that the only country to use a nuclear weapon and produces new ones every years walks around threatening others if they consider the prospect. Or has invaded a country,taken it over, and has been in control of it for seven years, at the same time telling Russia it shouldn't invade Geogia.. No more two faces are better than one bullshit. If your gonna talk the talk then walk the fuckin walk.
Genocide in the Darfur? Sorry no Oil, can't help ya...
Two faces aren't enough in some cases obviously. If we want to take out Iran, N.Korea, we can do it on Human rights issues alone. We don't need to use "what we are doing ourselves" as an excuse. Kinda loses any validity if you cry that you got poked in the eye BY THE GUY THAT YOU POKED IN THE FUCKIN EYE!! I couldn't care less whether somebody nukes Isreal or not, the wind blows east from there. Too may Americans are put in harms way for those neandrethals. Let em fight there own battles and see how fuckin brave they are.

See , the Bail Out proposal initially was two pages long, just for the bail out. I solved Forieng policy, Tax Reform, the Budget, Alternative Fuels, and for Global Warming, kill all the damned cows. All of these America saving policies took less than the two pages the bail out proposal took up, I just solved the less government issue..

I don't see how you CAN'T vote for me....

And Yes, I'm The Sport Prophet and I approve this message

It's a question that has many possible relevances.

For this instance, the relevance is the upcoming election for President of the United States of America. It's well stated that the president of the United States is viewed as the Leader of the free world. There are of course many other free worlds (aka democratic countries), this statement lends a sense of arrogance and egomania from the onset.. Ironically these two qualities are too often the norm in political venues and sadly enough, character requirements for the job. The two 2008 version of our illustriate candidates both fit the bill. It's no secret that John Mcain has been an arrogant person, soldier and politician. I won't spend the time or effort with examples. Suffice it to say that I've done my homework. Few would argue that Mr.Obama would qualify for the egomaniac side of the ticket. Two years in the arena and the mindset that he knows what is involved in being the "Leader of the free world".

Let's be perfectly honest with ourselves and acknowlegde that "The President" has no extraordinary powers, be it mortal or otherwise. What the president "says" and what the president "wants" and what the president "gets" are oximoronic amongst themselves. He "says" anything he can to keep the peace and his approval rating in high standing. He "wants" his base to satisfied enough to back him up in the congress. He "gets" what every other president has gotten before him. Partisan politics. Democratic president & Democratic Congress still equals partisan politics and visa versa. The most powerful policy tool a president has is his Veto capabilities. A president (Obama or Mcain) cannot enact a policy on his own accord. That's simply the way the system is set up (thankfully). So as much as their mouths say they will do, in reality few or none of their proposed plans might or might not see the light of the congessional palace. The president has a cabinet usually consisting of 13 members that advise him on the different issues on a daily basis. He is advised as too what action is needed in each instance and usually heeds the advice of the people that know the situation better than he does (with the exception of George W.Bush who takes advice from nobody, he's a Texan of course Texans are better than everyone else. Just ask him.)So in essence we elect a Cabinet to do the peoples will. (cough, cough . .)

Too many spoons in the stew. I understand that many voices are needed to reach a consences on issues that relate to us all.Thus we elect a well populated Congress. However it shouldn't take a staff 200 people per congressman to mold his views. Too many spoons in the stew. If our Congressman had to do the footwork for themselves you might see how THEY really feel about the issues at hand.

So does it really matter which of the two get the job? My answer?

Are You Kiddin Me?

PS. Obama has already won this election. The show before is all it will really amount to, just a show..

The Sport Prophet Has Spoken . . . .